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The roast
Upload your resume or LinkedIn profile and get a sharp, personal critique built to be useful, funny, and easy to share.
“You managed to turn six years of impact into a list of chores. Impressive restraint.”
Brutal honesty, useful output
Your resume called. It needs a roast.
Upload your resume for a funny, unfiltered AI critique in seconds. When the jokes hit too close, turn them into a sharper rewrite built for the jobs you actually want.
Free roast. No credit card. No fake compliments.
The no-nonsense promise
Funny first. Honest throughout.
Your real experience—never invented credentials
A free roast before you spend anything
Specific fixes instead of vague career advice
From cringe to callback
One upload. Three increasingly useful truths.
Start with the laugh, uncover what is holding your resume back, then rebuild it around the role on your screen.
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The repair
Turn every uncomfortable truth into stronger bullets, cleaner formatting, and a focused professional story.
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The application edge
Match your experience to a specific role with tailored resumes, cover letters, and interview preparation.
Pay for the fix, not the punchline
Start free. Upgrade when it gets real.
No mystery bundles. Choose the help that matches your job search.
The Roast
Free
Find out what your resume is really saying.
- Personal AI roast
- Shareable result
- Clear problem areas
One-and-done repair
The Rewrite
$19 one time
Replace weak wording with a polished, focused resume.
- Full resume rewrite
- Stronger achievement bullets
- Clean formatting
- ATS-conscious structure
Job Hunt Mode
$39/month
For active applicants tailoring every submission.
- Unlimited job-tailored resumes
- Role-specific cover letters
- Interview preparation
- Everything in The Rewrite
Fair questions
Before your resume enters the group chat
Your resume can take a joke. Can you?
Get the honest read now. Keep the screenshot, fix the weak spots, and send a stronger application next.